There was once a lonely merganser drake
who wanted to impress this lovely redheaded lady
but she wasn't interested.
So, after searching far and wide, he found a present for her.
A big present
which he carried back to her through the rain
and for a long way.
But she still wasn't interested.
Then he had a "lightbulb" moment!
He smartened his feathers, spread his tail
and lifted his new, black-bordered white hoodie high on his head.
Then she loved him.